Thursday, September 30, 2004
Presedential Debacles, Part 1
"Invading Iraq in response to 9/11 is like invading Mexico in response to Pearl Harbor" ---Senator John Kerry
Fucking brilliant. As a bumper sticker I recently observed said, "Yee-haw" is not a foriegn policy. Hey, Mr. President.... enough with the "Killjoy Was Here" shit. If you want to ride an A-bomb into the heart of the Arab world, waving your 10 gallon death-sieve the whole way, I'll personally dig up Stanley Kubrick's corpse to film it as we strap you into that lil' number and unleash even more hatred into this fucked-up little spheroid we call Earth. At least we'll be less one moron.
Uhhhh....wheels on the bomb go round and round? Oh wait, I already used that one.
PS: Uh, howza bout you take a lookey-loo towards North Korea? At least they admit they've got fuck-u-up-for-uranium138's-halflife-mobiles.
"Invading Iraq in response to 9/11 is like invading Mexico in response to Pearl Harbor" ---Senator John Kerry
Fucking brilliant. As a bumper sticker I recently observed said, "Yee-haw" is not a foriegn policy. Hey, Mr. President.... enough with the "Killjoy Was Here" shit. If you want to ride an A-bomb into the heart of the Arab world, waving your 10 gallon death-sieve the whole way, I'll personally dig up Stanley Kubrick's corpse to film it as we strap you into that lil' number and unleash even more hatred into this fucked-up little spheroid we call Earth. At least we'll be less one moron.
PS: Uh, howza bout you take a lookey-loo towards North Korea? At least they admit they've got fuck-u-up-for-uranium138's-halflife-mobiles.
